Nurse Knows Too Much?

I was at the hospital for pre-surgery testing. A main nurse and a young assistant nurse were on the job.

Main Nurse (to me): Have you ever had liver problems? . . . diabetes? . . . Do you take street drugs?

Me: Street drugs?!

Main Nurse: Yeah. Heroin, marijuana . . .

Me: Heavens no! I’m a good little God girl.

Assistant (giving me a raised eyebrow): Sometimes those are the worst kind!


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