I was at the hospital for pre-surgery testing. A main nurse and a young assistant nurse were on the job.
Main Nurse (to me): Have you ever had liver problems? . . . diabetes? . . . Do you take street drugs?
Me: Street drugs?!
Main Nurse: Yeah. Heroin, marijuana . . .
Me: Heavens no! I’m a good little God girl.
Assistant (giving me a raised eyebrow): Sometimes those are the worst kind!
