That’s my title for this pair of “painful” editorial bloopers that were in kids’ Sunday school lessons.
How about this:
“Pass papers into the leader and have him read them.”
[Ouch! Let’s pass our papers TO, not INTO, the leader.]
Then there’s this one:
“Keep your hands and feet on your own body unless you have permission to do otherwise.”
[And just how, exactly, would you get your hands and feet OFF your own body?]